1. Queanbeyan red rooster does not, in fact, have two serving windows in the drive thru like your trusty Micky D’s or KFC. Just for future reference, you know, so you don’t drive off without your food and look like a complete dumb fuck.
2. When your mum used to say you shouldn’t have food in your room/eat in bed cause crumbs, because of bugs and rats… she wasn’t kidding. Trust me 😦
3. Please realise that pressing the button for a pedestrian crossing at lights will not speed up the process (I see u old lady pressing the button after I did) (is my touch not magic enough)
4. Why is there shame in taking photos in public? Why would I not want to remember being at a popular tourist destination, even if I’m a ‘local’? Get off yo high horse and get in the selfie with me.
5. Comparing ones sex life to ones intelligence is degrading and ignorant.
6. Shout out to the people that mind their own business. Put positive energy into the world. And give good head. You make the world a better place.
7. If you say ‘no’ to your gal cause you don’t want to seem whipped, don’t worry about it cause you already whipped to ur dumb ass friends.
8. Why overthink when you can overdrink?
9. Take all the photos of dogs, (and send them to me).