1. Don’t let the h8rz stop u from doin ur thang. – Kevin Gnapoor (the g’s silent when he sneaks through your door…and makes love to your woman on the bathroom floor…)
2. Forget the mistake (we all make them), but remember the lesson yo.
3. Feel good flick of the week: She’s the Man. (even dad had a laugh)
4. Make a playlist of your favourite songs. And go for a drive. And go to a lookout. And then play them. — Yvette, on what life tip works best for her.
5. There’s always gonna be another mountain……..you’re always gonna wanna make it moooove….
6. Don’t stop until you’re proud. And then keep the fuck going.
7. “Tact is the ability to tell someone to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.” – Winston Churchill
8. Had a shower with a male for the first time today. Can understand what people talk about when it gets cold standing out of the water. Had to clean myself as quick as possible.
Male was a spider. 🕷 And I was only standing away from the water to avoid it. Still counts, right?
Point is, just a friendly reminder to check your surroundings before you hop into the shower because you can, and will, pull a muscle in your body that you didn’t know you had as you jump away from the hairy lil fucker.
9. When life gives you lemons…freeze them and throw them as hard as possible at the people who are making your life difficult.
10. *shameless self promo*
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